keep in mind this my own personal thoughts so don’t get all angry from this one blog post
k-on! is one of my favourite animes of all time, from its memorable characters to its hilarious moments, this anime made me smile quite a lot
for those who dont know, k-on! is a show that is about a school club known as the light music club, which is a club that makes music, in that club there are 5 people
Yui- childish and adorable
Mugi-silly and adorable
Mio-determined and shy
Ritsu-someone who everyone (in the show) gets annoyed with
Asuna-younger the the others but more mature
then there is sawa chan who is the teacher/club helper who is also childish
and the intro’s are f***ing awesome to listen to
this is one hell of an anime that yells out “kawaii”, i recommend you watch this anime…about the film though
this film was very similar to the show but for some reason it felt…different. would I call it a bad film? not really. is it disappointing, yes. consider it like the clannad film, decent but disappointing (from what i’ve heard)
so how is it disappointing? its because they tried to make a good film by trying to avoid the flaws, the only problem with that was that half the time nothing happens in the film (your gonna be seeing this point quite alot in this blog) as well as many other minor things
so you ready for this review?!! of course you are been ages since i’ve done a new blog
so it starts off with Yui being late as Usual
we are then shown Yui,Mugi,Ritsu and Mio playing heavy metal…wasn’t the club called LIGHT MUSIC CLUB??? ah! who can blame them,the previous group (known as death devil) did heavy metal too
also may i just ask what the f*** Ritsu is doing???
thats a little over the top don’t you think??
Asuna then comes in and Yui yells
never seen this film but looks utter sh*t, not sure why Yui is yelling it out for
so then the group have an argument and tell Asuna they are falling apart…musically, turns out they were just acting
and then the intro starts, this will be exciting! i love the k-on! intros, they are so catchy to listen to, whats this one going to be like
…Are YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?! THIS SOUNDS DREADFUL!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD INTROS?! LOOK AT THIS INTRO! how did we get from this
whats next? breaking bad becomes the Tweenies?
so now its there casual routine of drinking tea and talking about random stuff, not like thats been done before
now Yui tells us useless info that we already knew in the first place
and Mugi struggles to open up a bag
if there is one thing you have noticed, its that the humour,IS NOT FUNNY, reason being the humour isn’t the same as the original, hell even the original was more humorous
and then Sawa Chan suddenly appears
what is it with her sticking her tongue out? oh hang on she’s single! oh she wants to…maybe this should not be talked about
so after the conversation is over,everyone has an idea to give Asuna a gift, but they dont know what, then Asuna finds them
Yui, you’ve been here for 3 f***ing years, how do you NOT know your way back?
so back at home Yui asks her little sis Ui (what great f***ing parents, just getting rid of one letter from there daughters names…i’ve just realised how weird it is to say names)what would Asuna like
these things would be great as a mini gift, i know Ui was only joking around but come on, something better than that
you know Yui, that should be the gift we should get from the creators of death note: L’s successor
then Ui suggests this
and even from how stupid that sounds, Yui almost took her advice…WHAT THE F***?! you cant be that stupid Yui!
also has anyone else realised the artstyle is identically the same to the show? surely they should of improved it a little and make it a little brighter. i understand why they wanted to keep the artstyle the same, but the colours look a little dull, especially if it was in the cinemas
then Yui and Mugi hear that another club are going on a graduation trip, so then they ask Ritsu if they can go on a graduation trip
then they hear that the class would like to do something for there teacher, Sawa Chan, so then Ritsu decides for a graduation trip…
YOU F***ING HORRIBLE STUDENT, WHO WOULD DO THAT TO THEIR TEACHER?!
then they talk about the present for Asuna, and suddenly Asuna appears
but they got away with it
so now they decide on where to go for their trip
Mugi says- Hot springs
so they decide by a ghost leg lottery, it ends up with Europe but it turns out yui cheated
well that was the only amusing thing i’ve seen from this
and now yui has to wear a piece of paper
hey we all have
so they let Tonchan the tortoise decide
Tonchan chooses Europe
but he actually chose london
oh god, now they will see me in london buying k-on! the movie lol
yeah this is gonna be painful isn’t it?
so Yui tells Nodoka (her best freind) there going london, and she was surprised
what??? what shop would be called London?
(i checked and i couldn’t find any so i’m not sure what nodoka was talking about)
then Yui says she wants to go to England…YOU IDIOT! LONDON IS IN ENGLAND!
SEE! EVEN NODOKA KNOWS
so Yui goes to school and sees the occult club heading upstairs, she asks if they want anything from london
they ask for a pic of Nessie, considering the fact they are laughing, it was made as a joke,
but Yui says she’ll do it…Yui, you may be cute and silly, but your turning into Evie
guess what conversation they are now having????
Its important, BUT DO YOU NEED TO BRING UP THE TOPIC EVERY 5 F***ING MILLISECONDS?!!
Yui then realises Asuna left her guitar mustang at her school
wow yui…just wow
so Yui asks what would Asuna like…to mustang, he or she replies with song when it fell over
Yui! YOU BROKE YOUR LEG
oh never mind she can get up
so they all realise that a song would be great for a gift for Asuna
so Asuna comes back for Mustang
you know when someone does this to you, it clearly means they are keeping a secret away from you, how would you not know?
so now Asuna wonders what the f*** is going on with everyone and why they are suddenly serious
BULLSH*T!!! you saw them look serious in the beginning of this film
mind you it was acting though
whats fishy? them or what you are currently eating??? if you dont want them, give it to a street cat or something?
now yui is showing a montage of geeta wearing many ties, this had no reason to exist whatsoever
so they finally get ready to London! only took 33 mins into the film!
THEN GET RID OF THE FOOD AND GIVE HER MONEY TO BUY THE FOOD, THERE ARE PLENTY OF PLACES THAT SELL JAPANESE FOOD IN LONDON
and yes, this place is everywhere in London
so Yui’s mother (this is the second time…out of the whole series, she appears) says she would need an english phrase book
good idea! such a great parent (aside from names)
i’m not sure that this is a ENGLISH PHRASE BOOK, IT LOOKS LIKE A TUTORIAL GUIDE ON HOW TO KILL PACMAN!! NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FIND PACMAN IN LONDON,THATS FOR SURE
we also see the mothers face
so now everyone is bringing their instruments with them…except Mugi, pity for her
so everyone is excited for London,calm down, london is like everywhere else
so they finally get moving
never mind,they went onto the wrong plane,they will be going to space and will be joining the Jedi, welcome to star wars k-on!
but your doing it right next to Asuna! SHE’S GONNA F***ING NOTICE
SEE I TOLD YOU BUT OH NO YOU WOULDN’T F***ING LISTEN WOULD YOU YUI?!
so once they get to london you will notice 1 f***ing stupid problem…
THERE IS NO F***ING SUBTITLES FOR THE ENGLISH, WHY WOULD YOU NOT PUT SUBTITLES FOR THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?! SUBTITLES EXIST SO DEAF PEOPLE KNOW WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING, HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS TRYING TO SAY?!!!
so mio’s luggage goes missing but then its found,…ok then
MUST….RESIST….JOKE…..f*** it, i have to do this
the gang come out of the airport and step into london
NO SH*T SHERLOCK! ITS ALWAYS COLD HERE!! so they finally see a taxi and go into it, might i say, thats one tiny taxi for that luggage
and i’m sorry i have to state this again, but the accent is so strong, half of us dont even speak like that, but you made all the characters sound like that! WHY?! either i’m too used to accent i don’t notice it….which would not make sense because it would then sound normal to me, listen i know NO-ONE! who sounds like that in Britain, go yourself and you’ll see what i mean
then the driver speeds F***ING HELL, NOT EVEN SURE
IF THE CREATORS WENT TO LONDON, YOU WOULD END UP IN A CAR CRASH IN 5 SECONDS, THATS HOW BUSY LONDON IS
So whats the hotel? probably some stupid one they made up
IBIS?! i completely forgot all about that hotel, and you got the rights for this? (yes this is a real hotel place, i literally only just remembered, i told my freind and even he forgot)
then they realise they went to the wrong IBIS, so they go to the right IBIS, but before that, they go and have something to eat
is that even a real place?
they end up meeting the manager and the manager asks if they were the ones to perform, even though they were here for something to eat, Yui says that they are here to perform…*sigh* Yui you are funny and adorable, BUT SOMETIMES YOUR STUPID AS f***, AND THIS WAS BY FAR THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE, YOUR A HELPLESS PEICE OF SH*T! YOU GOT THAT?!
uhhh, th-there-there Yui, i didn’t really mean it, it was only a joke, pls d-dont cry, everyone loves you, uh… have some food
so they play music
so they get some nice credit, here is my credit
who doesn’t find jontron entertaining
so they leave the shop without any food…YOU SH*TTY/HORRIBLE MANAGER! and then they find out it was some other band that were supposed to be playing…so not only did the manager not give them food, but he muddled up the group…WHAT IS THIS?! A SUSHI STORE OR KITCHEN NIGHTMARES?!
IF THIS WAS KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, RAMSAY WOPULD OF PROBABLY SHUT YOU DOWN, EVEN IF IT WAS YOUR OPENING!
SO THEY GET TO THE HOTEL AND F*** ME, THIS IS THE REASON NOBODY REMEMEBRS IBIS
so Asuna has a nightmare of Yui flunking school,
Yui would never do that
oh yeah…Asuna better be scared then
then Asuna sees yui has left her notebook open and Asuna notices something
TERRIFYING DOG FACES! HIDE EVERYONE,HIDE!
so we then get montage of them doing sh*t in london, its not a very good montage, its just them doing random stuff like shopping (WHY WOULD YOU SHOW US THEM SHOPPING?!), walking around and yui putting her hand in some dogsh*t dispenser, just because some sh*t joke is used, DOES NOT MEAN ITS FUNNY!
then they do the infamous Beatles walk, which would of been interesting, IF IT WASN’T OVER DONE! the amount of times i see this is insane!
and if you dont know the Beatles walk, 1)what?! 2)its this
the creators didn’t even attempt to put effort into this scene either!
if you cant tell already i’m not showing many scenes because NOTHING F***ING HAPPENS IN THEM, what a way to spend an hour and 40 mins
so they go to london eye and Mio refuses to go, guess what they do next??? it was overdone in the show, they just drag her on,CAN EVERYONE PLS STOP DOING THIS IN SHOWS?!
and then she finds out how cool it was and then the scene was over, most scenes in this film are either useless frames or BORING AS SH*T,IF YOU WANTED THIS SCENE TO BE FUNNY MAKE MIO REALISE THAT SHE WAS VERY FAR OFF THE GROUND SO SHE WOULD GET SCARED
also london eye is quite small but thats to my standards
also Asuna is just staring
“I WILL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYONE WILL BOW TO ME”-Asuna-never
anyway she just stares…and stares…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddd sssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss
oh she finally moved
then they eat cupcakes
and they go back to the hotel, well thanks for wasting a lot of your time doing absolutely nothing in the past few mins…WHO DOES THIS?!
so yui goes to hug Geeta, but Asuna accidentally stopped her
are you laughing? no? NEITHER AM I!!
and then Yui becomes a creep
as much as everyone loves Yui, i’m sure it would be creepyif she was watching you sleep
so when Asuna gets to sleep….after that creepy person
the other four plan the gift for Asuna, and then Asuna looks for Yui, but it ends up in that same plot where they just go round in circles…DO SOMETHING UNIQUE?! THE SHOW WAS ALWAYS UNIQUE, YOU HAVE NO EXCEPTION FOR THIS NOT TO BE UNIQUE!!!
so now its morning they actually do something that every hotel does, make sh*t toast with not that much jam, then yui starts thinking of lines for her song for Asuna
and then-YUI! YOUR IN PRISON?! WHAT?!???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, you weren’t arrested
they enter a music store (finally something relevant) and do absolutely nothing…YOU FINALLY DID SOMETHING RELEVANT AND YOU DONT DO ANYTHING WITH IT?! im starting to think this was not made by the same people
so kamiki or whatever her name is, asks the gang if they will perform in a event thing, because she knows that they do nothing relevant in london or they dont do anything at anywhere that is relevant
yes there is, its called hyper japan
http://hyperjapan.co.uk/ (not being promoted)
oh your referring to that event…why did i make this up, i already knew what she was talking about.
they think about it…whilst going shopping…you were only here for a couple of days, why did you go shopping?
DO I SEE MCVITIES?!
or what was that other brand with the red foil for the cookies named???i cant remember
so they all agree, i beg of the creators, pls BE GOOD AND SOMETHING WORTH WATCHING
Yui translates a song of theirs to English whilst we are shown what they bough
1)digestives dont look like that, they look like this
2)really? you named one of the items Jeff biscuits? why? its an item, not a comedians name
so the next morning the bunch head to that japan tradition convention thing
NO NOT THAT ONE!
now its mio and Ritsu who just stare……….lifeless
mugi also brought her keyboard…its the last day your in london?! surely the convention would of given you a supply
wow that guy looks sad, looks like he just got divorced
AH! PATRICK HAD A BABY WITH GODZILLA!
so they learn they are playing outside
yui gets scared that her guitar will electrocute her
its an English guitar
its an ENGLISH GUITAR!
IST A F***ING ENLGISH GUITA-oh sawa chan plugged it in
she explains to them that she had some free miles and could come visit them
OH BULLSH*T! YOU ARE THE LMC TEACHER HOWEVER YOU SHOULD OF BEEN WITH THEM AT THE BEGINNING OF THE TRIP
so now the band start playing
F***ING HELL, THE BAND IS ALWAYS SINGING THIS SONG, ITS BEING OVERUSED, CANT YOU OF MADE A NEW SONG? THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THEY SANG THIS SONG, YOU COULD PROBABLY MAKE A NUTSHACK/WE ARE NUMBER ONE EDIT VIDEO WITH THEM…you know, these things
so yui sees the time and they need to be at their plane very soon, but yui thinks “f*** it i’l fit in one more song”…Yui if you left/saw your ice cream melting, about to turn into a liquid, even though you think you have enough time to go to a store, would you take the risk or not? exactly
no you need to leave your plane is about to go
no time for naming bad films again, now go!
so they get to japan in the nick of time (hooray, if yui didn’t f*** up you would of felt safe)
she brings some gift back…tea, and tells Nodoka she can take one
yeah there really is no point cutting out the last letter (p) we all know what it would actually say)
so the school hears that they played in London, and wish they were there, pity not everyone is rich
oh good we still have 20 mins of this sh*t to go through, and most of it is (surprise) boring or has nothing to offer.
yui,Mui,Ritsu and Mio decide they want to play for the school (well they just heard someone elses idea and stole it…you f***ing theives)
so now its the last day of school (yeah i forgot it was the last day of the school too)
and the class are preparing the groups music show
meanwhile sawa chan tries to stop this other teacher from reaching the group playing music, turns out he was cool with it
and then they finish singing, well that was boring, it was like any other
so after this nothing really happens except for they finally started the song gift for Asuna, ner the end of the film…well we have 2o mins to go
*10 minutes later*
ok so nothing at all during the past few mins….brilliant, no other f***ing film has done that
*many many minutes later*
and now we get shown a bunch of scenes that would only make sense if you watched season 2
*sighs like you just finished watching 3 hours of fire in one sitting*
and now we see the group sing
and its just the same clips used in series 2 (i beleive) along with some other scenes thrown in, wow, lazy f***ing creators.
director 1:how do we end it?
and the ending shows yui hugging Asuna…WE JUST SPENT 1H AND 43 MINS ON THIS FILM AND YOU JUST SHOW YUI HUGGING ASUNA AT THE END YOU MOTHERF-
do you get what i mean by its not purposely trying try be bad or disappointing? its trying its best to stay as k-on!, and it does, you could probably tell that this is k on even from a simple glimpse,but nothing was done correctly and half the time nothing happens
overall this film is a 7/10
it could of been better, but it doesn’t entertain the audience that much
i only recommend this film to people who like k-on!, if you watched and thought “meh, its alright” then you wont enjoy it
so i’m done with stupid crazy,whats next, an anime thats supposed to be mad?
oh boy, as much as i like this film, the madness just ruins it, but thats for next time
anyways i want to say i’m sorry for not blogging for a while, i had nothing really to talk/blog about for the past few days (which is why i reviewed this, this was the only thing worth reviewing) and i’l also keep repeating that schoolwork got in the way too, however i’l try to keep posting as much as i can thank you and good bye
oh so the outro is like the other outros?!
why couldn’t you do that with the intro of this film?!