(part 2) anime review:squid girl

reminder: first of all this blog is under fair use and second of all its just my opinion

all rights reserved to manga, sentai fimworks and Akita Shoten

 

i’ve talked about this show already, and even though i said i might not review it, i’ve just heard from matt that sentai filmworks just got the license to the show in north america

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(go check his blog out, its fantastic)

 

so i thought, lets show you this disaster of an anime, this anime nearly made my brain rot away, its awful, AWFUL I TELL YOU!! however, it gets worse every…episode…in, and i’m not reviewing every episode in the show, because every wordpress blogger knows, you only have limited space in your pic gallery.

this show is like maid sama, many love it although they never realise the stupidity of how bad the jokes are

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however the real problem with this show is that IT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IT WANTS TO F***ING DO!!! and this suffers alot in the show, they have a basic plot, however they are adding too much on top of it, its like trying to eat a bag of food, you know you wont eat all of it, so why are you trying to have more?

well here we go, lets take a look at this rotten squid anime

 

first lets talk about the intro

 

it sounds dreadful! my ears feel like they could be cut off with a butchers knife, andthe characters are doing whatever they can, half the time they probably sitting down drinking tea before being told what to do, this intro is awful, its the first time i’ve heard a terrible intro, and it looks like something the chicken would have to watch in robot chicken

(i’d feel bad for the chicken)

the after the intro ends we get some crap 3d animation that could be done much better on an nintendo 64 game…and this anime came out (or at least copyrighted) in 2012,

(if you get the reference, good you watch themysteriousmrenter =D )

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when we can compare a show from 2012 to a video game system that came out in 1997, you know that you’ve already f***ed up

so the show is located at a beach, which makes sense, squid girl is a sea creature, but the fact is the show nearly is located here every episode, sometimes they go somewhere, but FOR THE MOST PART IT DOES NOT!

lets go back to maid sama, there was 2 main locations in the show, the school and maid latte (the cafe) it may of got repetitive however every time something was happening even if it was a terrible idea (like cat ear day), at least they knew how they were going to do it, and what would happen, squid just has an idea, and then throws it at us, and then does not know what to do next!

 

anyways at the beach there is a little cafe known as the lemon beach house (surprise! theres no f***ing lemons here)

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and its the most generic place to ever exist in an anime, they just work and thats all… oh wait, only ONE BIG SIS helps out, the others just tell her what to do and baely work, occasionally give out food…WHAT THE F***!!!

so then we meet squid girl-oh F***, IT LOOKS LIKE TENTACLE HENTAI GAVE BIRTH TO SOMEONE!!!

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seriously! people call that cute?! i call it SATANS ANNOYING LITTLE DAUGHTER!!!!

anyway squid girl here basically tells everyone that she will end the world

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do you even know how how stupid you sound? how old are you?!

so squid girl tells Eiko- oh wait i have not introduced Eiko, lets go back *takes deep breath* Eiko is a piece of sh*t

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so squid girl is telling Eiko how humans are ruining the ocean even though the ocean is helping them….lets name an incident that happen a long time ago, the titanic…i dont think the ocean has helped us, it just made it worse

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and squid girl now works at the lemon beach house… wow, big sis just gave her the job =/

oh yeah about big sis, her name is chiziru, she works at the lemon beach house, she has anger issues, you’l find out soon

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so now everyone is asking for stuff, and squid girl is getting annoyed,

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HOW IS THIS F***ING FUNNY?! i dont get it, its not funny at all, here look at a scene from maid sama

see! its only 8 seconds long, and people would probably laugh at it, that was all squid girl had to do! just have a situation that is strange and people would find amusing

anyways squid girl realises that she lost focus of what she is doing and then becomes more irritating

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hmmmm, tough question squid girl? uhhh, your too young to drink beer? no wait thats for someone else, uhhh your not human, no no no she is supposed to be squid, oh i got it NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE F***ING DOING!!!

now squid girl is dealing with a fly….this scene had no reason to exist

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so now squid girl shows her magical tentacle….no hentai jokes here, and busts a whole in the wall, and Eiko seems angry, so angry she turns into some sh*t-looking superhero

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so now squid works even harder at the cafe

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can we PLEASE JUST HAVE ONE FUNNY SCENE RATHER THAN 9000 SH*TS

so the second segment begins (every episode has 3 segments, all different stories)

and it starts of with-lets just pause it here, if THIS SCENE IS ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO MAKE US LAUGH, I’L DO NOTHING BUT STILL YELL ABOUT IT! DO YOU HEAR ME?!, so it starts off with someone spying on squid girl…oh thank god you did something different

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however its one the most cliched scenes you cold ever find, nothing new happens

so turns out it was some kid

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since when did ash have a kid?

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so squid girl encourages this kid to be part of her army…i suggest you think twice before you have an army of kids, this could happen

 

so squid realises this kid is Eiko’s kid, RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! and squid girl takes our advice, now the kid tries to cosplay as her, good luck on that (sarcasm)

so it turns out his cosplay actually works…HOW DOES SQUID GIRL NOT EVEN REALISE THIS IS THAT KID FROM BEFORE!!!!!

Turns out the kid forgot to put tentacles on…so he runs off and makes some…

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so this is what he makes

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first of all everyone can say they are not tentacles, second, HAIR (or tentacles) DOES NOT GROW THAT FAST, IT TOOK HIM 5 MINUTES TO MAKE THAT, EVERYONE WOULD KNOW HAIR DOESN’T GROW THAT FAST!

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now he uses a fan to make his tentacles look real… HOW THE F***ING F***ERY F*** DOES SQUID GIRL NOT F***ING REALISE THERE IS A F***IN FAN THATS RIGHT BEHIND HIM, HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE THE LONG F***ING WIRE CONNECTION

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AND NOW THE HAT FLIES AWAY- GUESS WHAT HAPPENS?! SQUID GIRL THINK THE SQUID DIED, YOU A DUMB LOAD OF SH*T SQUID GIRL

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SO NOW SHE THROWS IT INTO THE SEA- WAIT YOUR JUST EFFECTING THE OTHER F***ING SEA CREATURES NOW, YOU KNEW THAT FELT LIKE F***ING PAPER!!! SO NOW YOUR THROWING IT INTO THE SEA AND POSSIBLY KILL OTHER SEA CREATURES, I THOUGHT YOUR JOB WAS TO PROTECT THE SEA

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YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT, I CANT HANDLE ANYMORE OF THE STUPIDITY OF THIS SHOW, I CANT WATCH THE FINAL SEGMENT OF THE FIRST EPISODE AFTER SEEING THAT LOAD OF SH*T, THIS SHOW IS F***ING HORRIBLE, THE PLOTS ARE ALL F***ING STUPID, THE CHARACTERS ARE ALL F***ING DUMB, F*** THIS SHOW I SUGGEST YOU DONT WATCH IT! THERE ARE MUCH WORSE ANIMES OUT THERE BUT THIS IS STILL A LOAD OF *************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************

 

gorithific

 

quick note before i end the review, i’m sort of running out of bad animes to watch/ review, so i’ve decided if there is a horrible anime you have seen and really want me to watch it, let me know on any of my blogs, obviously it may be out of stock everywhere or its not yet released in the uk, but still i should be able to do the ones you have requested, anyways bye

=)

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