you know, i thought it would be impossible to make a seriously bad anime series…but i was proved wrong, the squid girl is a type of anime that is not bad, until you actually notice everything, now i’ve watched plenty of sh*t anime’s before, but this one is a f***ing disaster. whats the main problem with this anime you ask? the answer is pretty obvious to answer= the anime has not got a clue of what is happening,and they are trying to make it more complicated. you cant do one thing, and try to add in more content per episode.
at least with maid sama, they knew how to start a new plot
the only reason this blog is not a review is more of the fact that i would have to Review the entire series to prove to you why it sucks. the plot is simple, squid girl wants to end the world, pretty basic and easy to do…F*** NO! they f***ed up the most easiest plot in existence, how exactly? by changing the whole story half way through the series, and then bringing back the plot at the end.
this is also the first time ive encountered a BAD anime intro, no f***ing joke
it sound god awful in the ear, the singing is dreadful,the clips dont fit in that well, and overall, the song is just bland and forgettable (forgettable? well at least i wont remember the show then)
come on, you should of learned some lessons from K-on!
so what else happens in this show? well each episode is segmented to 3 stories, now if they can f*** up the main plot, how do you think this will go? your guess is just as obvious as mine as mine, they dont even know how to make a single segment any good, its like the creators ran out of ideas half way through the F***ING SEGMENT and got bored. so now they f***ed up the segment and the main plot, now what your going to f*** up the characters?
YES! THEY F***ED UP THE CHARACTERS TOO!!!! SO YOU CANT MAKE THE MAIN PLOT OR A SINGLE SEGMENT, AND HERE YOU ARE GIVING THE FINGER UP THE CHARACTERS ARSEHOLES!!! WHAT THE F*** WAS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU MAKING A SHOW WHERE YOU HAVE NO CLUE ON WHAT YOUR F***ING DOING AND PUTTING NO F***ING EFFORT IN???!!!
so how do they f*** the characters? welcome to the most generic characters in existing
squid girl is one of those characters where she tries to do too much of herself…considering that this is the main character, you know that sh*t will go horribly wrong
Chiziru Aizawa is the owner of the lemon beach house…oh yeah, this is where squid girl is set at, a f***ing beach, there is only a few ideas you can do with your main location being a f***ing beach, anyways Chiziru is just some generic girl who also has anger issues but also tries to be calm
she is vicous but kind…and a load of bagelf***s, she really gets so boring in the first 5 minutes we get to know her, she does the same thing over and over and over, couldn’t you of given her an awesome backstory? rather than some person who looks bland and has nothing interesting to express
dont worry, it only gets worse with her sister Eiko, Eiko is the same as chiziru, but only done way worse, imagine putting a rip off doll next to the real version of a doll, you can notice how badly the rip off tries to look like the doll, but really is not working, that explains Eiko perfectly. nothing else needing to be said
then there are all the side characters who are all sh*t, the story would of been the same without them:
this girls name is sanae…no joke, hmmm i wonder what else was popular back then?
anyways sanae (not the one from clannad)has weird crush on quid girl…and thats it, there is nothing else she does except for loving squid girl
(too lazy to insert idubbztv meme)
…well that was a waste of talent, really though you named one of the characters sanae?
you: it might just be a coincidence, after all its a popular name in japan
if its a coincidence then explain to me why one of the other characters is name Nagisa? yes, with Sanae you could probably get away with it, BUT YOU F***ING TOOK NAGISA’S NAME!!!! THAT IS CLEAR PROOF THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO COPY CLANNAD
maybe this is the reason for nagisa often crying or feeling weak…
anyways nagisa…from squid girl, loves surfing and fears squid girl…how f***ing boring are these characters, i cant even talk about them in long paragraphs now, thats how bland they are becoming…2 more characters left (from series 1)
Goro is a life saver who is sort of enemies with squid girl and loves Chizuru…you see, this is why you need to make the characters interesting otherwise we cant talk about them, or more to the point, find the characters entertaining
then there is cindy campbell…shes a scientist…and thinks squid girl is an alien…and she has 3 stupid scientists who think they are smart, but really are dumb…why is it always the idiots being in a pair of 3?…thats it i’m done, if this show is not going to be interesting and instead be really lousy, then there is no point…if i do end up making a review of this, it will be a very long time before i even start the review.
my suggestion is you leave this anime alone, it looks promising, but its really f***ing unfinished, dont watch it, watch something else
oh no >=(
(well i’m not reviewing it, but thats more of the fact that the show does not really look interesting)