remember that these are just my thoughts, just because i hate it, does not mean to say its bad, we all have different opinions.
also Light yagami is kira, i kept reffering to light as kira in this blog
every otaku knows what death note is about, its about a student named “light yagami” finding a death note (a notebook that kills anyone by writing there name inside),
the show carries on with light suddenly turning insanely evil and a small bunch of people trying to solve who is this person (that’s using the death note), which then leads to us meeting one of the most coolest anime characters to exist… L
I meant the other L
yes, that’s the one
anyways later on we find out that a shinigami (the ACTUAL owners of the death note) named Rem, kills L; and thats was definetely shocking
death note was a really suspenseful show, but was awesome at the same time….and then a long came this load of sh*t
where do i even begin with this part of the anime?! its a load of f***ing sh*t, not only was there no point in the show carrying on, but its the most stupidest, dumbest, blandest, most forgettable bunch of episodes to ever exist. this is when death note was written into the death note, why did the creators of this anime make an expansion to this show?
ok to be honest, i dont think it was for that reason, I think they wanted to carry on the show rather than just leaving it to L’s death, but at the same time, was it worth it?
we have some terrible episodes to get through, so lets start this nightmare known as “l’s successor”
before i start the review i need to say that the anime can get really confusing for some, so i will try to explain in a way that everyone will understand
first lers take a look at the new intro
i have several problems with this intro:
- its just generic heavy metal, its just like any other heavy metal music you would get….from the 80’s
- how comes L is in the intro even though he is dead, i know this came out when he was still alive…from his last few episodes, so why do we need to still see him, if he is not in the show anymore, then don’t use him in the intro.
- why did they suddenly decide to throw in a billion moments into the intro? i thought this was an opening to an anime, not a music video for the quick brown fox (btw his music is awesome)
now i am sort of cheating here, i’m using the really crap film to do this review (yes there was anime movies of death note, but they were just a bunch of episodes mashed into one), i did try a pole on twitter, but it went nowhere. so many scenes in this show will be skipped because they are not in the film…and that it would fill up too much of my wordpress picture gallery, but anyways, here is….the horrors known as L’s successor
the show (or film) starts off with us meeting two characters, Near and Mello
how do i describe these guys? hmmmm oh I got it! imagine F***ING FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM GOING THROUGH PUBERTY!!!! THATS HOW ANNOYING THESE TWO LITTLE SH*TS ARE!
i would show a picture of them two but good lord! just looking at them makes me grind my teeth in pain and wish nickelodeon was taken down
so Mello demands to know how L died
answer: to make sure he didn’t bother with this load of sh*t
so Near is trying to tell Mello something
yeah, this is one of the main problems with Near, the creators wanted him to be cool, but to be honest, he just ended up being annoying
so mello is curious to know who L decided to chose to be the next….successor (even though he clearly knows that no-one knows)
so mello is cant be bothered to argue for sh*t and decides that Near should be L’s successor, oh great so it was YOU WHO CAUSED THE MAKING OF THIS SECTION OF THE SHOW?!
he looks tired, did he stay up all night watching the last day of europeanspeedsterassembly 2016?…well to be honest there was too many good speedruns that were going to be played, mario 64 was the last game on the stream, MARIO 64!!! who couldn’t stay up for that?
so anyways, mello becomes a d!ck and decides to leave
good idea mello, now f*** off, we cant be bothered to listen to your sh*t, mello really has nothing much to offer in this show,the only real major thing he did was kill kiras dad, but that was it really, not even that was necessary, was there really any point killing the father? did he just get bored from the show and retire? who knows and who cares?
wont spoil the scene for anyone though…even though i mentioned about L’s death =/
so 4 years have gone by and Near is…
apparently trying to break the world record of domino’s?
the f***? i thought you were chosen to be l’s successor, not someone attempting to be in the guinness book of world records, surely saving peoples lives is much better than wasting your time on domino’s, he might as well of ate domino’s pizza as well
so Near is then wondering why L was defeated, and then a flash back happens
well if Near wanted to know about L, maybe he should f***ing listened to L before he died instead of f***ing around with his rubiks cubes
so after the flashback we see near, finished with his dominos
really? the oogie boogie needed to be in this film?
so Near is wondering if kira could be the new L
so Near starts his dominos whilst talking about L and kira, but half the stuff he probably knows! if he is going to tell us something then talk about something new! we already know all of this sh*t, so does Near. not only that, but its the most generic info that he needs, he is not even going to talk about it afterwards anyway!
and unfortunately, Nears dmonio’s and near the last one, but it wont fall
i’d be angry too, spending 4 years of your life on F***ING DOMINOS RATHER THAN SAVING PEOPLES LIVES!!!
so kira has started to go kill people…
another problem with this show is that the facial expression is…not very good, they all have some generic look that has no emotion in it, that must mean they are more worried about the door suddenly breaking rather than the guy who suddenly died, that door must of costed a lot , well there is only one solution then…
(unfortunately, after buying the product, they realised that it was too small of a door to use, they also could not be bothered to clear up all the dead bodies on the floor)
so apparently its not kira who is killing them,its just some random guy who kira gave the notebook to, and he is actuallypretty good, he has this really badass side to him and-this guy is TERRIBLE AS F***, nothing he does is important, he acts like some idiot trying to hang out with the cool kids, and he is f***ing stupid…also he’s a cyberman
hell even cybermen can do better than him!
so when everyone dies, the tv channel finally decide to turn off the channel, even though blood was everywhere before.
(i want to make a joke…but i don’t know what to make a joke of?)
and kira talks to himself… BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!
a new world? hey disney, i think having a “whole new world” is not very good anymore, unless if you want to see hundreds of deaths?
so we then get a narrator of a 6 year old, you can tell from his voice/ how he explains the story
we also find out that the president has gave up on life and decided to let kira do what he does, wow, I thought you were supposed to love your country, not show them the middle finger and tell them to go f*** themselves
no he’s just too f***ing lazy
so after that disaster, Near is shown another kira related report
(Kiyomi Takada was a freind of kira,)
turns out she wants to spread the word about kira….she does it quite well….(no she doesn’t)
DONT LOOK IN HER EYES, OTHERWISE SHE’L TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!
so back at kiras location, everyone is talking absolute sh*t
also kira looks p!ssed off
loks like he spilt his hot chocolate on his favourite book
so after all of this nonsense talking has happened, we see Mr cyberman still killing people
and yes, thats really the only thing he does in the entire show, kill people using the notebook, couldn’t the creators have him do something else as well instead him scribbling on a piece of paper.
we also find out that Ryuk the shinigami has given him shinigami eyes
has anyone ever noticed that Ryuk looks like the joker?
he also think god has blessed him with the task of killing people…didn’t Ryuk tell you that he dropped the notebook into earth by mistake (yes, thats what really happened), RYUK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD! BUT TURNS OUT YOU FORGET ALOT! NO APPLES FOR YOU! ALSO IT WAS KIRA WHO GAVE YOU THAT TASK!!!
NO HE DIDN’T! IT WAS KIRA WHO THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD USE IT!!! WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
OH SO NOW YOU ADMIT THAT IT WAS KIRA WHO GAVE YOU THE TASK! CUT THE SH*T AND GIVE US THE RIGHT ANSWER NEXT TIME!!!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! F***ING NO!!!!!!!!!! KIRA FAVOURS YOU! NOT GOD, GOD IS PROBABLY UPSET FOR WHAT YOUR DOING!!!
so after that painful scene, we see Kiyomi Takada going to visit light yagami (aka kira), meanwhile, her fans are there too…give her some privacy!!!
what the hell is he doing????
uhhhh is this supposed to be a romantic scene, I THOUGH THIS WAS DEATH NOTE!!! NOT DEATH JOKE!!!!
back at Nears location, near is wondering about what kira could be doing
…how exactly did you know that???
so Near decides to go phone kira
yup, kira got hacked and now Near knows his phone number…LIGHT SHOULD OF KEPT MOST OF HIS INFO SECRET, WHY DIDN’T HE?!!!!!!!!!!!!
so Light (kira) pretends that he knows nothing about this
so Near just says that he knows that light is kira
hang on…that suit…looks familiar
so the next day lights (aka kiras) side of investigators are now very suspicious , since they think light is kira… right i know that they think Near is telling the truth…BUT AREN’T THEY SUPPOSED TO DEFEND LIGHT AND ADMIT THAT ITS NOT TRUE?! THATS JUST F***ING SAD
so this guy sais that he wants to listen to lights conversations with Miss Takki and record it as well……..WHAT THE F**CK IS WRONG WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU?! YOUR SUPPOSED TO DEFEND LIGHT!!!!! DEFEND!!!!
He also thinks that miss Amane* has a notebook too
(miss amane is the second kira, also friends with light/ live together)
so they go to miss Amane’s/Lights house, and Miss amane walks up and- oh dear f***ing London eye, what the hell is she wearing
(CAN’T SHOW PIC, just imagine miss Amane only wearing a skirt and bra)
REALLY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE A SKINNED CHIKEN?!
so the investigators can’t find the death note (because as you may remember, light gave it to Mr cyberman…thats not his real name btw)
so apparently, miss Amane does not have any memories of using the death note anymore
WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE LOOKING SO LIFELESS?! THEY’RE HUMANS NOT MANEQUINS
So light is thinking about near
A CHALLENGE?! WHAT TYPE OF CHALLENGE?! WHATS THE CHALLENGE?!
so kira phones up the president….well, now we know how retarded kira is, the president now has your phone number in his history, now he can locate you…wait what the president do in the beginning again?
i cant tell who is more stupid in this anime
so basically Kira threatens the president
so back at Nears place, or the SPK, Mr cyberman is killing because he thinks he will be able to hang around with the cool kids (aka Light)
NOOO! DON’T KILL JOHN SCARCE!!!! THINK ABOUT THE DOUBLE UPLOADS!!!
and you kill him =(
so Near is almost shot as well, but one of his agents saves him, GREAT, IF NEAR DIED THEN WE WOULD NOT HAVE TO WATCH THE REST OF THE SHOW, F*** YOU AGENT!!!
the next scene shows kira searching about Light and mellow (oh yeah, forgot he was in this show)
who’s surname is called Wammy? that sounds very odd, and i feel for them because they are probably bullied at school for it
so mello then takes someone to Near…
so Melon over hear, being the d!ck he is, decides to try and bully Near and then leaves….what was the point of this scene? because if it was to waste time- THEN YOU CAN GO F*** YOURSELF!!!!!
ok so mello just wanted a pic of himself…the world will never know why
can we just replace molle as a melon please
so Near goes to japan to beat Kira at his own game, as well as…
so near explains everything that has happened so far to his agents…by using fake lego????
and WHY IS THERE A F***ING GUN INCLUDED?!
(NHN figure set,we’ll also include a gun to put you out of your misery for paying £50 for this load of sh*t)
so we finally find out that the cybermans name was Mikami…40….F***ING….MINUTES…IN!!!! this film 40 minutes for the anime film to finally say his real name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so guess what the next scene is about….miss Takki’s 4 new bodyguards…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………YOU MOTHERFU-
the next scene is about the amount of fan mail she ge-im done!! i’m sorry, i cant take any more of these pointless scenes being played in a row, PLEASE GIVE SOMETHING INTERESTING!!!!
what type of fan mail does she get? good stuff or stuff IdubbzTV gets (which is litterally minions, sex toys and many other weird stuff)
so light wants Takada to act like kira
well that sounds easy, how could she f*** it up?
Mikami is still killing people using the notebook when he suddenly get s a phone call from Takada
so Mikami gives her 5 pages from the death note
so he does
FOR F***S SAKE!!!! WERE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN, IT WAS KIRA (AKA LIGHT) WHO GAVE YOU THE NOTEBOOK NOT GOD!!!!!!!
Miss Amane suddenly gets an invitation to have dinner with Miss takada
what do you think will happen during this dinner ?
(it was so obvious)
so there was a load of boring talking happening that really was irrelevant, except for misa Amane being taken away by the SPK, meanwhile one of Nears agents is forced to copy down every page of the notebook…so thats why there are so many replicas of them
also how comes the sinigami does not appear when he opens up the notebook? it happened to Light? so why didn’t it happen to this guy???
(unfortunately, the crap film din’t bother to show the scene, come on!!!!)
so N decides that enough is enough, and wants to meet Light (because obviously he knows that he is kira)
so he wants to meet him in…
(well i would make a joke about Daiki’s death from love election and chocolate, but i’m not going to)
so after Light and Near agree with this meeting, we see miss Takada going to her hotel, when suddenly a bomb explodes
so mello decides to take Miss Takada away from this explosion, but then he takes her away….like the melon he is
he then tells Miss Takada to take off all her clothes….well, since i cant show you this, i’l replace it with the postman pat intro (yes that kids show), see you in a minute
so after Miss takada is…nude (well they cover her with a towel),she then kills Mello….finally, no more of that stupid melon =D bring in the happy music….i said bring in the happy music…..never mind =(
so then Light kills Miss Takada using the notebook….why? were you trying to make us feel sad, because you did a f***ing sh*t attempt at doing that
oh no! the whole f***ing building is on fire, call a FIREMAN!!!! HE MAY DO SH*T, BUT HE’S OUR ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!
we later find out that Near decided to change the date of the meeting =( HURRY UP WITH THIS SHOW, ITS TAKING FOREVER!!!!
so they go to that building Near wanted them to go to and- WHAT THE F****ING F*** OF F***ING F***ER F***’S IS HE WEARING!!!!!!
THAT MASK LOOKS LIKE IT CAME FROM A TERRIBLE ATTEMPT OF PLASTIC SURGERY
that face when you get fifty shades of grey for your birthday
so there is a bunch of arguments happening when suddenly Mikami appears and writes everyone’s name down
he watches you when you sleep
oh so by god, he was refering to Light…WHY THE F*** DID YOU NOT TELL US THAT IN THE BEGINING?! YOU STUPID SON OF A-
just when every one is about to die,Light admits that he is kira
turns out he failed
light seems really p!ssed off
so near decides that he is going to kill everyone, but matsuda stops him….the character that was barely used in the entire series….KILLS KIRA?!……………………………WHAT THE F***K!!! IF THE CHARACTER WAS USED VERY OFTEN, I CAN ACCEPT THAT, BUT HE WAS NOT USED THAT MUCH IN THE SHOW!!!!
So matsuda still shoots him
(yeah the ending gets very graphic)
WHY IS MIKAMI KILLING HIMSELF, HE DOES NOT NEED TO F***ING KILL HIMSELF!!!!
so ryuk wirtes Lights name into the death note and light dies….so does miss Amane….and thats how the show ends
its finally over, this series never needed to have more after L died, the show is not the same without him, it may of had a chance of being good, but what we got was lousy, dreadful, and suffering to watch, in the end, either you like this part of death not, or you don’t. thanks for reading everyone =)