well… lets put this finish talking about this anime by going through episodes 1-4 😦 now one thing i will mention, i may reference this anime in future blogs, but for now, this my final blog MAINLY about this anime series. (by the way if you see any marks oh how long the episodes been, its because vlc media just happens to do that)
the intro is…not bad, suprisingly, i actually like listening to it, well, pretty much i love all anime intros and outros . thats about all i can say for the intro
episode 1 😦
right so this episode immediately begins with misa chan, who is the prime minister of the school she is in… yeah it makes no sense about her being prime minister of the school. now i know i should not mention this but the schoool barely has any teachers in it, literally, there is (from what i remember) only ONE scene with a techer in it…ONE! one scene out of the 28 episodes!. anyways back to the plot, so misa chan is having a go at 3 students for the clothing they are wearing, now that sounds like its enough, but guess what misa chan does? just guess, she locks the school gates and technically tellls them to p1$$ off until their clothing is much better, why didnt you let them in and then force them to sort their clothing out ? this makes no sense at all, if your were to be president for REAL, would you be telling the others to not come back until their clothing was good?
now after that scene, misa chan talks about this school having a bunch of layabouts/lousy students in school…WELL OF COURSE THERE IS GOING TO BE A BUNCH OF LAYABOUTS IN THIS SCHOOL! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? A 100% GOOD/BEHAVED STUDENTS? NO SCHOOL HAS 100% BEHAVED STUDENTS AND NO SCHOOL WILL BE ABLE TO.i am not trying to say layabouts are good, but misa chan needs to know, there are always going to be layabouts in this school and not many will change into amazing students
also, she gets INSANELY MAD sometimes, just look at these two scenes which play right after each other and look how strict she gets
thats how strict misa chan gets from just one question a student asked. WTF is wrong with her!? what did her dad run away when she was young and got so angry about it?
so apparently this schools she goes to used to be a male only school, and she was the first female school president in this school, it goes into some sort of flashback but i wont bother adding all of it in since it is litterally pointless frames after pointless frames
(them 2 girls in the background doing nothing is better than looking at half of misa chans face staring right into your soul…well it sort is)
so then those “layabouts” in the beginning are forcing a girl to do their chores of cleaning up a school room or something, first of all, what school gives the students chores? and secondly, why are those layabouts that lazy? they are even more lazier than…someone who is lazy.
but don’t worry… uh, teenage girl who has no name and just randomly appeared in this show, MINOR LAMB is here to save the day…well, about 30 seconds
i love this shot, maybe it is because of MINOR LAMBs face and arms ( im getting bored of my joke already, back to her normal name)
she apparently ripped his earring off of this guys ear (can someone alert the people who make mortal kombat to make misa chan as a character, this could be her finisher),WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT TO SOMEONE? THAT MUST BE PAINFUL AS HELL, MISA CHAN IS NOT A SAFE PERSON TO BE NEAR HER? hang on! misa chan said she is kind to people during her flash back, but she is yanking some guys earrings of really painfully, misa chan has been a creepypasta all this time, jo smith, nows your chance to make a blog parody
(jo smiths site: https://darkhauntings.wordpress.com/ )
and then misa chans turns into the BFG…genius
here we meet the worst thing about this show, takumi usui
apparently, takumi usui likes to turn down girls love confessions, and probably all of you at home can clearly see, he loves misa chan, but misa chan hates him. this idea has been done to death now, cant you have something unique?
hang on, that is just the same background used for when she yanked out that guys earings, seriously, look
usui is an idiotic douchebag, (if one of your exam questions is describe usui, their is your answer)
i am only 5 minutes into the first episode?! well this will take a while then 😦
so after school, we find out that misa chan is poor and her dad ran away… well THEN!, we meet her sister (not very interesting) and her mother (alright, but not common to appear in the anime which is really sad because she is way more intersting than her kids), apparently misa chan gets a phone call from her boss saying that she needs to do a shift because someone else could not do it, or maybe that other person got fired from her manager (i would make an apprentice reference but all the pics were not any good)
before we talk about the cafe she works at (maid latte) look at the characters and tell me what is missing from them?
have you figured it out yet? thats right, some have been sliced in half and some have not…and they are not painted… was the creator of this show a “layabout” too?!
so now we see what maid latte is like, immediately when you enter the cafe you are greeted to this
now whilst it is a good way to greet them, it is also the most dangerous, what if someone had such a bad day, you enter this cafe, and then they greet you like that, you would probably punch them in the face, so if any of you people work at maid latte, be very careful.
i also have to mention, one of the things on the maid latte menu is a cutesy cutesy rice omelete, first of all, i thought this was maid LATTE, not maid… i cant think of a good name :(. also misa chan looks horrified at this guys face, we cant see his face but i think this must of been his face
but instead of serving him, she takes out the trash, this cafe might as well say F*** YOU to everyone who enters into the cafe. anyways she talks about random things and then usui finds her location for her job, and as you can probably guess, MINOR LA-i mean misa chan, is not very happy
(there was another scene that had misa chan turn into some sort of dead kirby but wordpress suddenly crashed when i added the joke in and i lost 20 minutes worth of work)
so after work is over for MINOR LA-i mean misa chan, usui is still outside of the cafe, lets get this straight, usui has done nothing but stay right outside of the cafe, waiting for misa chan, if i was to wait for someone, i would check my wordpress account, play a game, i would do anything if i had to wait for… HOW LONG HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN STANDING OUTSIDE FOR? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
(usui also does this weird thing with his legs, thats what he gets for just standing there, now go and rest, or not…its your choice)
anyways,after misa cha-i mean MINOR LAMB is done for work, usui asks her why she chose this place for a job, and misa chan starts talking nonsense….anyone heard about the new battlefeild coming out, its gonna be called battle feild 1, so either its n64 all over again or its xbox all over again or they are restarting the series which would make sense because the recent ones have not been very good so they should restart the series.
so after misa chan stops talking nonsense, she starts talking nonsense again in her room, also, change your poster, it looks so boring in your room it looks like something a kid could do (well, i would not be able to because my art skills are quite terrible).
so its been three days since loo seat knows about misa chans secret, but no one else does, but what i do know is that she keeps hearing the word maid and gets all panicky about it…OH MY GOD MISA CHAN’S EAR IS BLEEDING, SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!
she then turns into a zombie…or is it supposed to be her trying to dance while she is ill? this show makes no sense (in a bad way, i love randomness but this show fails to do it)
seriously, this is actually creeping me out now, this show went from bad to a rotten part of an apple core which has been arrested by google and tripped over itself after his niconico account got banned, that is how bad this show is… okay, my description isnt the easiest to understand (if you are knew to my blogs) so for now its turned from bad to sh*t… is that a better description or was the other one better?
then misa chan starts to think that usui might spread the word soon, and for whatever reason, she killed usui, rubbed out his pupils, got rid of his teeth, chop off his head and stick it into a purple bubble
so here we meet misa chans friends, i am surprised she even has friends, one named shizuko and the other named sakura, i can already tell sakura is not going toi be interesting, and shizuko is a sleepy person, which is why she brings a pillow with her to school…or its a marshmallow…or maybe they are just flowers in a pillow sheet, who knows and who cares?
so sakura and shizuko found a boxing bag that should be in the boxing room, i think the boxing bag has had enough of this show already
bobby the boxing bag : can i go now?
maid sama crew: shut up?
(the boxing bag was never to be seen again, RIP boxing bag, you were good for what you were…wait i’m lying)
so misa chan tosses the boxing bag over to the boxing club, tell you what, she is a really strong girl)
(now if the boxing bag squashed misa chans head, then the show would be over and i would not have to panic about the show at all and i could just relax blogging about other stuff)
so now misa chan has a go at them in the most vicous way, she turns into the devil and tries to have a go at them, this is why she has no freinds…except for that she does, so this was a pointless thing for me to mention
(maybe misa chan loves animes such as death note and black butler so much that she tried to make herself a evil costume, but it was probably a sh*t attempt)
so shizuko gives her a flower to say thank you… A FLOWER, of all the f***ing things you could of gave her, you gave her a FLOWER! why didnt you give her some money, or a book or something THATS NOT A F***ING FLOWER, AND DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING HER DIRT!
and she accepts it…what a idiot misa chan is!
so misa chan finds out that usui has just saw what had happened, and misa chan did not seem pleased, in fact she had a mental breakdown, hopefully it is because she knows this show is gonna fail and usui is the reason for why.
and then guess what happens next, misa chan starts talking nonsense again, wait no she does not… SAKURA STARTS TALKING NONSENSE, even the creators of this show didnt give a sh*t either so they just wrote blabber blabber next to her, PLS STOP WITH THIS NONSENSE TALKING!
now after school (thankg god) usui goes into maid latte, usui stop stalking misa chan, she is probably getting sick and tired of it (like me getting sick and tired of this anime, and yeah, i am quite ill, my throat hurts and i have a seriously bad cold)
so misa chan decides she is going to attack usui, you know what, i think thats a good idea
oh for gods sake, she does the normal greeting…YOUR AN IDIOT MISA CHAN! WHY DIDNT YOU JUST FIGHT USUI?! i thought you were a brave girl, but you are suddenly turning sh*t even more
so usui orders a cup of coffee (has anyone heard of the coffee guy from agdq 2016, he was a guy who had stacks of coffee with him during the stream, when i was watching the live stream he had tons of it, but he is the best thing about agdq 2016)
so now her boss is starting to think that they are in a relationship, i will answer that question for you, they are actually in a relationsh*t
so misa chan is talking nonsense (again about usui ordering a cup of coffee and staying there for an hour (agdq 2016 keeps popping up in my head)
so usui is back at maid latte for a- bloody hell! that looks amazing, not so sure about usui’s shirt though
so now misa chan has found out that usui beat her in a test, and she is angry about it
so some kids are reading some hentai and misa chan confiscates it, i dont understand the meaning of this scene, it is just pointless
so the school finances did not go so well and misa chan turns into a titan? i have not seen attack on titan but i am pretty sure it has to do with giant humans or something on the lines of that
(if you have someone like this at school, please call the police immediately)
so after this sce-OH MY GOD THEY HAVE A GAME STORE THERE, great of all the game stores you could think off you chose a British store that has stuff for ridiculously expensive gaming merchandise
so anyways misa chan is not feeling well at maid latte
(and no one actually cares, i say that because we dont see their reaction at all)
and then the three guys form the beginning find out about misa chans work thingy and-you have got to be kidding me, one is wearing a beanie, another is wearing a dog tag adn the otheris wearing a purple jumper, and they are trying to be cool when in reality they are manchilds (keep that in mind)
and then they almost stripped her… you sick/heartless perverts! im not going to say anything about this now
but dont worry, usui is here to save the day (both usui and misa chan have saved the day in episode 1)
so anyways, misa chan sais sorry to usui and then she goes off to bed to rest
so then we see misa chan and usui on the roof of the school, why are students allowed onto the roof? isnt that a stupid choice to make? why did we make macaroni and cheese for food tech in our school?
so both misa chan and usui talk about how they feel towards each other (its quite a cute scene) and guess how the show ends? by usui being an a**hole , seriously, misa chans sais thanks for helping her and she would be welcome to do anything for him, so usui sais to be his maid for a day…. WTF!
just as good as the intro, nothing else to explain
so it starts off with someone locked away by misa chan (bloody hell, thats how things begin then now?) for…belly dancing to other students, and no i am not showing you any pics of it because this scene could make anyone feel quite sick, but usui is the only one who can get him out there, but usui wants to run away (i would too, its episode two and my head hurts already), so usui ignores them, but since they start talking as if usui is a king, he helps them (pursuation can sometimes help you)
and as usual they think usui is a king, even though he isnt
so apparently there is a school festival happening (well you already know things are gonna go bad), and the theme is… well i would make a stupid joke but i dont know how i could (damn you show)
i was right, well actually i already knew because i have seen the anime 4 times now
so the boys don’t really like the idea of the school festival, but then what do they like…oh yeah, sex
and this scene shows proof that this show wanted their own range of funko pops
now we know that misa chan hates men…wow….that is deep…very deep to me (and every other male in the entire world)
so now, some other students want misa chan to allow a strip-rock,paper,scissors tournament…WTF!? I CANT TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS, MY HEAD IS HURTING IM OFF TO PLAY ON A SLOT MACHINE I OWN FOR A BIT
so basically the male students try to make misa chan let one of these…sexual activities happen in the festival, but misa chan turns into angry mode and everyone gets scared, and in case your wondering, THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS IN THIS SHOW, MISA CHAN WILL HAVE A GO AT EVERYONE! IT GETS SO BORING AFTER A WHILE, TRY SOMETHING NEW SO THE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS…THING DOES NOT GET BORED!
so now they only have one choice left…they declare war on the jeremy kyle sho-i mean, they try to force usui to say yes to these…things, look at usui’s face even he is sick and tired of these kids, hey i am too, and do you know what? thats a bad thing because its ONLY EPISODE F****NG 2! ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES IN EPISODE 2 AND I AM ALREADY HATING THEM! 😡
seriously look how much of a wimp these kids are…this is the school they are in…
so usui pretty much sais no to the strip rock paper scissors thingy (thank god), and everyone gets sad (what a wonderful life usui lives)
but then usui sais to misa chan to give them a chance, even though all their choices were sh*t, whats next they are gonna ask for a catfish contest so whoever can trick everyone at school wins the contest (whilst i am on the topic of catfish, can we stop with all the catfishes on twitter, there is about 7 of them following me on twitter and its starting to annoy me that twitter is not dealing with them)
so after school, misa chan goes to her job (maid latte) and guess what day it is for them?
so basically all the maids wear cat ears to work…that is the most dumbest idea anyone could ever think of…although misa chan does work with cat ears on (well done show, you have maid the annoying character look cute for about 2 minutes)
(ok the screenshot i took didn’t turn out to be the best)
ok so you remember those 3 guys in the beginning of the show… well guess who have became… the worst thing of this show, they are more boring and stupid than usui, and before this, they were all gangster but what the hell are they now?
so here is basically how stupid they are
yep, that what we are dealing with (my brain hurts)
so misa chan gives “the 3 idiots” there cutesy cutesy omelete, and one of the idiots asks for a message on the omelete so guess what misa chan wrights on the omelete
(i will admit, i found this scene hilarious)
so when misa chan goes home, her younger sister has won a mystery b- oh gods sake, im pretty sure all of you know what munchpak is, its a mystery box you buy and it has random food inside,misa chans younger sister gets something like that except for that she won it (and its called sweepstakes)
(#prayformunchpak and yes, ashens made this hashtag up, and yeah, i watch way too much of his videos, mostly the poundland specials and the loot crates)
so this is what she gets:
miso paste (what the hell?! why would you need that?!)
soy sauce (you can get that for free with a pot noodle!)
alot more of rice, miso paste and soy sauce (bloody hell, what a load of sh*t)
so now misa chan tells her sister that she is one lucky junior high school student for winning this
so then misa chans younger sister asks if she likes maid latte
so them misa chan starts talking nonsense (can we pls just stop talking nonsense now in this show it is getting on my nerves!)
so her younger sister gets bored of misa chans story after 5 seconds and leaves (if your sister gets bored of your story, go practise your english lessons)
(misa chan is going cukoo)
so the boy students try for another idea for the school festival and…oh you know what F**K it im not bothering to complain about this idea because it is stupid as it is
(mis chan has all the rights to complain about this, and why are the boys not painted, lazy artists)
so then misa chan- NO WAY! they made a reference of of misa chan being a shinigami from death note 😀 thats a genius idea! unlike….the tournament the boys made up
so misa chan asks the girls for what they want, they asked for a coffee shop, and they got it…WHY DO YOU ALLOW THE GIRLS TO CHOOSE WHAT THEY WANT BUT NOT WITH THE BOYS! I UNDERSTAND ITS NOT SUITABLE FOR THE SCHOOL…BUT NEITHER IS A COFFEE SHOP!
so the boys moan and misa chan has a go at them blah blah blah they run out screaming and crying.
so it is day 1 of sorting out the school fair and everyone seems so happy for what they have done…even though they are barely done they have only started
right lets get this straight you are painting a wall completely blue? what is wrong with you?! that is the most boring thing anyone would have to do!
so the male school students decide to make these “love seats”…
IDIOTS! who would want to sit in a love seat with their loved ones if it is a SCHOOL FESTIVAL! THIS IS NOT HENTAI! OK? IT IS NOT A HENTAI SHOW, IT IS A…a…what the hell do you categorize this show as
so misa chan tells them (again) that the festival is to welcome women…misa cahn, one question? WHY ARE YOU SEXIST?!
(oh my god its the walking dead)
so this is the cafe that the girls wanted…
yup, im pretty sure everyone will leave immediately if it is empty and looks like a f***ing prison! also you have only one fridge…that aint gonna fill everyone up you know
so after that happens the two girls in the chairs show misa chan the menu, and misa chan makes a fuss about there being too much on the menu…WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE A FUSS ABOUT EVERYTHING MINOR LAMB?! IF THEY WANT ALOT OF STUFF ON THE MENU, THEN LET THEM DO IT!
so then the male students choose another idea, oh let me guess its a sex-related thing isnt it?
oh…i was wrong horror theme, that aint bad, one of them is dressing up a someone from scream (although i have not seen scream so i dont know if the film is good or bad)
but then misa chan sais to the boys that she does not want them to dress up as monsters (yeah because those irritating minions from despicable me count as monsters, although the hype did turn them into monsters trying to get every single penny from their merchandise). why exactly does misa chan want these students not to dress up as monsters? i dont know, but it would of been interesting.
so now misa chan has rejected a perfectly fine idea from the boys…that shows proof that she is sexist
(well the only reason was because last year someone latched onto a female, but come one, cant you give them another chance? its a fine thing and the kid who latched onto the girl probably wont do it again)
she also didnt like the boys wearing them…that also shows sing that she is sexist
but when her friends dress up (you know, the annoying girl and the one who gave her a f***ing flower), she is totaly fine with it… SEXIST,SEXIST,SEXIST!
so the boys want to get revenge on misa chan because she is now rejecting a perfectly fine idea (sweet revenge)
at maid latte, misa chan thought it was strange that the boys would go quiet all of a sudden, but then the manager starts talking nonsense (misa chan, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?)
(you have got to love misa chans face in this scene)
so there is this bully who works at maid latte known as honoka
i am not even gonna bother with this character, she is too bloody annoying! 😡
that’s because your the BLOODY MANAGER 😡
so usui is outside maid latte where misa chan is putting the trash away
(this is the trash)
so usui then-oh you are sh*tting me, he is looking up misa chans skirt
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING USUI?! would any boy in the world do such a thing?! i would not, im a boy, but seeing this scene is embarrassing to look at- you know what? lets just ignore this scene and carry on
the day of the festival is here (thank god for that)
so everyone looks happy and-oh COME ON! WILL YOU EVER GROW UP!
so the other boys have their revenge ready, TO INVADE THE COFFEE SHOP…NO ITS NOT STARBUCKS?! ITS THE COFFEE SHOP THE GIRLS WANTED
so basically usui wants to join in as well, and everyone is so happy, calm down you lot, he just wants to join that’s all
so they go through a bunch of stupid thigns because this is anime, so they can do whatever the hell they want… with that said, here is a picture of postman pat
(yes, random pictures 4 is next after this blog)
so meanwhile at the fair- food is being served, they look quite nice too 😀 now im hungry 😦
so the fair is quite successful right now and misa chan has broken her arm (just kidding that’s how she stomps in this scene)
so misa chan checks the coffee shop to see how that is going on, and basically, it has been attacked by the male students (it was their revenge)
so misa chan realized that usui joined in with this, and misa chan is…well, you know
so misa chan kicks all the male students out and has a go at them
(who thinks this was inspired by the jeremy kyle show, not me, i dont know if they have that show in japan)
so the boys are sick and tired of misa chans nonsense talking (hooray) and decide to have a go at her for once
so now misa chan realizes that it was her fault that the boys were acting like this, so she tries to apologies and she sais that she wants them to help her (what a bunch of lies and french fries)
but the boys just ignore her and leave (we would all do that in this situation)
so misa chan decides to help at the coffee shop (oh NO, SO THEY DIDNT HAVE TIME TO FIT IN ANOTHER MAID LATTE SCENE, SO THEY TRY TO SQUEEZE IT INTO THE FAIR!? WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST LEAVE IT A CLIFFHANGER FROM WHEN THE BOYS IGNORED HER?!)
SO NOW THE BOYS ARE INTERESTED WITH THE COFFEE SHOP IDEA, WELL THEY ARENT GONNA JOIN IT, I MEAN THEY DIDNT WANT TO IN THE FIRST PLACE SO WHY WOULD THEY CHANGE THEIR MINDS UP?
(that sums up everything)
so after the festival is over, we see misa chan alone in the dark- i mean alone in the woods until usui finds her
so cute stuff happens (awwwwwww)
and then usui tries to sexually harass misa chan (not so awwwwwwwwwww)
and then the episode ends (hooray)
oh god, no its not over yet, they did fit in one more scene of maid latte into the episode 😦
so the three idiots talk about how fun the festival was (well actually how misa chan was like) and usui is having coffee (and the same for the coffee guy except for he is not in the scene sadly 😦
and then the episode ACTUALLY ENDS (finally)
so misa chan is wondering why her younger sister is reading a Brazilian jujitsu magazine…why do you need to know? its none of misa chans business to see what her sister is into
so her younger sister keeps talking about this club she goes to, i dont know much about it but whatever.
so then misa chan just gives up on her sister being a reference
well thats a simple question…ive just realized this anime has not given her a name (how could you forget to give her a name?!), but anyways, the reference was…little sister maid for maid latte (obviously, what do you expect? there is no other thing in this show aside from the school)
my god, maid latte keeps spitting out stupid ideas all the time
so misa chan, does not know if this idea will work with her, but no-one will work wih this idea because its stupid.
so the manager talks nonsense EVEN MORE!
PLS JUST SHUT UP!
so then everyone is telling misa chan on how she could look cute for little sister day
OH GOD! THATS A HORRIBLE IDEA, IMAGINE MISA CHAN WITH PIGTAILS…YEAH IT DOES NOT REALLY WORk!
now misa chan is confused because all the nonsense talking that is happening…MAKE IT STOP!
so this is what the episode is called
HOW ON EARTH HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH LITTLE SISTER DAY IN ANY SORT OF WAY?!
so the maid latte group dress up misa chan and she looks awful compared to what she used to look like (even she does not like it, she is lost for works)
NO IT DOES NOT WHOEVER SAID THAT!
so now she has to think of how she greets the customers and what she calls them
so she thinks on what she is going to call her masters (the random people who enter the store)
so Honoka has a go at misa chan and is about to kill her by shooting lasers from her eyes (ok it does not happen but if they did do that, MARVEL would copyright claim this scene)
so then Honoka starts talking nonsense…what a world we live in
no, just no, that is just wrong
so now Honoka forces misa chan to try the cute voices and actions…it goes terrible
(why are misa chans fingers so long and skinny, she isn’t freddy kreuger you now)
and then they turn into salt and pepper pots…or its just lazy art skills…or are they those dorbz figures that nobody like because they look like they just look stupid when they are in your rooms…im going for lazy art skills
and then Honoka starts bullying misa chan… judging from what she is saying i think she wants some SWAG but she does not have SWAG
(little side notes to kids who think they are mlg, just stop acting like you have SWAG, you look like idiots)
so the manager tries to calm down misa chan…BY TALKING NONSENSE 😦
WHY DO YOU HAVE A FACE ON YOUR FINGER?! WAS HE THE ONLY FREIND YOU HAD WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WERE YOU A LONELY/BULLIED KID AT SCHOOOL!? (i was bullied alot at my primary school…its not cool)
so after little sister day, the next stupid idea is maid sentai day (basically they choose a coloured maid suit that suits them, well that explains the title)
what is with the pictures? it makes it look like power rangers day (that would be interesting to see)
so now the manager asks what coloured dress does misa chan want
so misa chan does not mind what ever coloured dress they choose for her…AND THEN USUI COMES ALONG! (why cant we have an episode where he is not in it at all)
so then the manager starts talking nonsense to usui before asking him what colour fits misa chan, this is usui’s reply
im pretty sure maid latte wont allow that
so her manager carries on talking nonsense…we are only 5 minutes into this episode, and she wont shut up 😦
so misa chan keeps on thinking about the idea of little sister day, and then she hears some boys reading playboy, and she confiscates it…HASN’T THIS IDEA ALREADY BEN USED IN EPISODE 1?
so the three idiots are outside the school talking about grabbing misa chans attention, and Ikune (the blue haired idiot) draws a picture with a note on it, and the other boys a jealous jelly
(oh god, these are everywhere when i go on holiday)
but then a theif comes along…and by that i meant usui snatches the book right out of his hand, but then usui forgives them because its a good drawing…so your telling me that if you did something related to misa chan then usui will be fine with it as long as its decent… do i even to comment?
and then usui asks about the colour of the flower because he does not know what colour misa chan should wear
so this is the three idiots opinion of the colour
(it makes sense but usui does not look happy)
another one says purple
(usui still does not look happy but i dont either)
and the last one says black for pornographic reasons so i wont show it on wordpress even though it is censored because my site would probably get taken down if i showed it
(and usui still looks unhappy, why don’t you think any of the colours look good usui?)
and then they start talking about underwear…
so then some students are looking at some more playboy and one of them mentions that one of the characters looks like another students (his name is yukimira) sister
and misa chan can hear it from outside…how loud are they talking?
so then she catches them red handed but then two of them leave, but yukimira is left there just confused, and misa chan is angry with him
so then she has a go at him…he didn’t actually want to be part of it he just happened to hear his sisters name and that was all… WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY WITH HIM!?
so he gets scared and he runs off
so this was the pic they were looking at
(it had to be the annoying red haired girl that misa chan is friends with) 😦
also notice that the page that misa chan is holding, there is a little girl with a peice of toast in her mouth…that is very strange
and then usui sees misa chan reading the play boy thingy (well judging from the pics i dont think it is playboy but its just some random magazine) and misa chan gets all scared
so then at lunch time, misa chan and her freinds are talking about siblings
so then sakura talks about shizuku’s siblings and that they have the same glasses (or in other words, she is talking nonsense)
(i thinks she means the same brand because the brothers glasses look completely different to his sisters)
but then shizuku says that they LOOK the same but they are different (thank goodness for that, i thought the sakura was dumb)
oh for gods sake, this scene is taking too long! im just gonna skip it because its just more nonsense talking
so the three idiots are drawing misa chan again, but with colours this time
and then misa chan gives them an omelete…it looks more like shortbread rather than a omelete…
so misa chan is reading on how to be a little sister…if only it was howtobasic
so now everyone is talking about how good she works
(how much nonsense talking will be in this episode?)
so usui realizes that misa chan is getting alot into this “onii-tan” thing and this is misa chans response to him
this is how boring usui is becoming
so then usui just sais to misa chan…
usui, dont plagiarise the manager of maid latte, in fact dont plagiarise anyone…thank you
so now misa chan is talking nonsense about why maid latte is a great coffee shop
so then usui says that if misa chan was his sister, he would make a book of her faces when she is asleep
it would just one of those silly books like the fifty thousand shades of grey books (a parody of 50 shades of grey and the book literally just says “shades of grey” 50 thousand times…there is nothing else to the book) and go the f*** to sleep
so its finally “little sister day” at maid latte, and misa chan looks and acts stupid
so the workers are suprised on how good she acts (she acts like a student in drama when they have just started high school)
so then Honoka starts talking nonsense (thank god we are near the end of the episode because i cant handle any more nonsense talking in this episode)
so when usui gets greeted by misa chan, he ignores it because apparently misa chan farted near him…
so misa chan tries to calm down, but it does not work
and then everyone notices and usui leaves (hooray for no more usui)
what kind of coffee shop is this ? its barely got any tables inside
oh no, now she is trying to persuade him to come back 😦
so misa chan and usui are walking home together and usui is talking nonsense…again!
and misa chan is talking nonsense as well, so if you didnt want to here usuis nonsense…well now you have to deal with misa chans nonse talking as well 😦
so now someone else has a crush on usui and they tell him
meanwhile misa chan is dealing with a book fight in the library… why this was needed? who knows
and usui basically sais no…BUT IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY!
(i had found a map on osu! that had a maid on it… soi yelled out swoon…and then i deleted it by mistake)
well i am glad that didnt take too long 😀
so guess what usui tells misa chan to do…
… well obviously she does not because this is rated 12+…but then princess kaguya showed a womens breast and that was rated for kids…anime logic makes no sense, but yeah she tries to fight back
but usui simply holds her arm and she is in pain…usui is the incredible hulk
yeah, that must of hurt
so then even more nonsense talking happens (its never going to end is it?)
PLS CAN YOU STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so now the manager sees what happened to misa chans arm
i sense more nonsense talking…
i was right 😦
so usui finally chose what colour misa chan should wear for power ranger-i mean sentai maid day
we all know what he means…
so this is misa chan in white
she looks AWSOME 😀
so now the three idiots want to be attacked by her…why does misa chan have a sword? is she a yandere? eh probably not, it must be fake
why does the breath of that idiot look like a sperm?
and thats the end of the episode… last one now and then im done with this anime 😀 (well, there is 28 episodes but i said i was going to review the first 4 episodes)
so misa chan and the manager of maid latte are talking nonsense…we are literally only in the first scene and i hear nonsense talking
and then after break, some girl comes in…
so then someone asks if this girl is aoi chan
and apparently she is…and she is a net idol (imagine if you were to enter a coffee shop and you see animygirlsnyc or lynlyn or darkhaunting (jo), that would be the most coolest thing ever)
and apparently everyone loves her
either that or they have seen some demon who is taking their souls away
hell even the manager knows her
she does not seem very pleased
so apparently aoi wants to work here… YOUR MAKING MONEY OFF OF THE INTERNET WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WORK HERE? YOU ARE ALMOST AS POPULAR AS THAT JACOB KID! (and in case your wondering, he makes money off of lip syncing songs/making stupid vines… so animegirlsnyc got 250 followers recently, it took a while but she got 250 followers and she deserves them, but jacob got famous very quickly from doing …lip syncing…help me)
so apparently she is the boss’s niece or something
so the manager says she cant have the job…hooray 😀
(she seems really angry, forget usui looking unhappy with the idiots, this is serious)
so then we see aoi’s website
I SAID AOI’S WEBSITE NOT SHAYE ST JOHN!
NOT MY SITE!!! AOI’S SITE!
its just pics of her…that is what twitter and facebook is for!
so the workers are looking at their site and they all look scared
ITS HER TAKING SELFIES! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!
so now aoi is wearing one of the maid suits and she looks like Mr Hyde
no it does not, it makes you look like a spoilt kid who does not care about anything except for herself…as well as Mr Hyde (i enjoyed reading Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde but my school thought it was weird)
so now she wants to work here for a bit even though she knows that she cant, she still keeps asking
so now aoi tries to take a selfie, but misa chan stops her and tells her that she cant ake any pics
now that aoi chan knows how misa chan acts, she gets angry (but she has not seen how she acts at school and she never does in this anime)
so after seeing aoi, we finally see usui again…why am i so happy about this, because he is not going to be overused in this episode 😀
aoi has a crush on usui… wait? that means? he is going to be overused in this episode!
so aoi suddenly has asks the manager who that boy was
so the manager explains that he already been taken by MINOR LAMB(i have not used that joke for a bit now), and then aoi ends up saying something quite strange
first it was usui making the sex references, now aoi…help me
so now there is a panic about no one being able to do tonight’s kitchen shift
usui then says that he will do the kitchen shaft…notice the problem that usui is not a maid and he would never be…so if your not a maid, you cant work at maid latte (its like in the film pirates:and adventure with scientists, if your not a pirate , then you cant be part of pirate of the year)
but guess what? the manager puts him on a challenge…but he isnt a maid
oh good, its the most easiest thing to make so clearly usui is going to be part of the job…EVEN THOUGH HE IS NOT A MAID
he has hands like staiain
so usui gets the job….EVEN THOUGH HE IS NOT A F***ING MAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANT GIVE USUI A JOB HERE IF HE IS NOT A MAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO NOW AOI WANTS SOME OF USUIS COOKING (so i could not get a pic of the scene but when the maids were eating usui, aoi was part of it…well they dont eat usui, they eat his cooking, although i would of been happy if they ate him because i would not have to deal with his stupidity)
but usui turns MLG (for a second)and replies with
so then misa chan tells aoi to stay away from usui for good reasons…well for safety reasons
so the three idiots are drinking drinks and suff-hold on! what cailou doing in the background?
so now the three idiots realize that aoi comes here often, and there so excited
so since usui is not cooking today aoi asks if he wants to sit with her, but usui simply says no because she is spoilt
so aoi starts to get angry…very angry…very angry (who heard that angry joe got hacked a few months ago?)
aoi starts to have a go at misa chan… even though she has done nothing wrong and aoi is doing everything
so now aoi starts to hate misa chans clothing…they look fine to me (why do i start alot of my saentences with so?)
gotta go fast
so now aoi asks misa chan how she got usui interested, but misa chan is confused to what she is saying (i am too all i hear is gibberish)
and then she talks nonsense….WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe because you act way too dumb
so yeah, misa chan is confused to aoi’s question
so misa chan holds aoi high in the sky (misa chan looks cute when she is having fun)
so now aoi has a go at misa chan (vlc media is playing up which is why the pic wont load in)
and then aoi runs off (finally)
so after that scene, usui sees this at work
wtf are you wearing, you look like…i cant even desribe it, it looks awful
but usui just tells her to move, so she does (good) but then she blocks his way again (not so good)
so (as you can see from the screenshot) aoi just reveals her crush on usui and usui attacks her…and misa chan finds out
then misa chan hits aoi (guess she was sick and tired of her sh*t)
and then she has a go a aoi
(this pic is really creepy)
and then…we find out…thta aoi is a boy….WHY AM I THE ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH CATFISHES?! IF YOU GO ON MY TWITTER THERE IS TONS OF THEM FOLLOWING ME, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME, IM NOT EVEN POPULAR YET!
so apparently usui already knew that aoi was simply a boy in the first place…
so aoi becomes and idiot even more and says that she will be perfect next time
so the three idiots were dreaming about aoi but when misa chan appears they act all worried
so misa chan cant handle their nonsense and just kicks them out
(lets be honest, that is everyone’s dream)
so now aoi has to wear his school clothes because his brother kicked him out and he has nothing to wear except for that
but then aoi sees misa chan wearing perfectly fine clothes that he does not find very cool
and they go shopping together
but misa chan tries to get out of the clothe shopping and buy other stuff thats cheap (if misa chan lived in the uk, she would love poundland)
now why would you need a notebook? is it the death note?
(another scene had her being happy about tissues but i could not be bothered to talk about how dumb it was)
we all love food
so misa chan and aoi eat some bakery (now i fancy something sweet)
misa chan looks so cute in this scene (i put it as my background on my pc lol)
so they talk nonsense for a bit until a crime happens and misa chan stops it
and then after that, they walk away…and talk about the crime and how strange it was for misa chan to stop the crime
and then more nonsense talking happens (kill me) and then aoi finds out that misa chans clothes are ripped
so aoi makes misa chan some clothes
help…help me, the stupidity level is over 9000…help me
and then misa chan kicked usui out of maid latte
finally i am done with the maid sama blogs…this has been by far the longest and hardest blog to do yet, but it is my last maid sama blog so it needed to be secial, so lets now leave this anime in peace and let me take a long break before random pics 4
thank you for reading
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