game review : hitman 2 silent assassin

does anyone think the ps2 was a bit too hyped up? I mean don’t get me wrong, they have great games on the system but I always thought the system was bulky slow and uncomfortable to play on. the ps2 had different types of quality games. you got ones which were awesome, you got games which were awful, and then you got games which you don’t know if you can call it good or bad, one of these games is hitman, it was a unique idea but when people played it, it did not feel right at all. many people consider it a good game, and some just always say it sucks. however, I am not talking about hitman 1, I am talking about the sequel, hitman 2 silent assassin, is it good or is it bad? lets see what this game has to offer.

it begins with you living in a… shed. a empty shed… inside a church. great, the game never tells you why you live in a church, even though its a sequel it does not mean to say you cant tell us the backstory, people may be confused of what is happening. anyways, so you go out of your “house” and a priest comes and sais hello. it then immediately tells you to follow him to the church (may I just say his animation of walking is not very good. when you stop he just looks stupid). so you enter the church the priest goes into one do and slams it into your face (what a perfect thing for a priest to do) you then enter the church hall and it sais as a hint “maybe its time for confession” what on earth does that mean? well believe it or not, it is a tiny chat room were I guess you are forgiven, and by the way if you  enter the church before the priest you have to wait for the priest to come in! why CANT YOU JUST SKIP TO THE SCENE WHEN YOU ENTER IT MAKES NO SENSE! so after you are forgiven, some people come to the church, beat the preist up and take him away (well wasn’t that a bit sudden?) this other person leaves a box for you to pick up because he clearly knows that he is in the game and agent 47 (who is the hitmans name) is goingto randomly pick it up. so what do you do next, you pick up the box (duh). you then go to you house and become a hitman again. you then use a lockpick to go into some weapon shed in the farm, whats inside? ammo,fiber wire and guns, because its farm items right? you then go your house and go and SAVE THE PREIST…by going…on…your…laptop. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, that makes sense. in your first mission you must disguise yourself as a security guard or a postman or a delivery man. you have to get the dungeon key to open u the cage the priest should be in. but may I just say, it is really difficult, I wont say why since this will be a very long blog then (like the Mario sunshine one, that blog took forever) so anyway you steal the key and the car keys to escape, first you got to get the preist but what a surprise he is not here…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS LEVEL THEN!

sadly I have only got that far since I never save my progress but what do I think of it. well I would not call it bad, but its definitely not good enough to be a classic for the ps2, should you buy this game. if you want to give a game that is different o any other game then I recommend you do (if it is cheap) what other games do you want me to review? let me know

tossedgames

production

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s